What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.