Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)