Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)