Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !