What do you call... A cow with one leg?

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy Beef Jerky.