What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom