What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.