What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.