What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.