What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.