What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.