What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.