What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.