What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.