The Garden of Eden
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Par a guays!
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
Because it's worth it.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A. They were really put out.