Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Garden Eden Jokes More Garden Eden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden