Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Garden Eden Jokes More Garden Eden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden