Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Garden Eden Jokes More Garden Eden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden