What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.