What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.