What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons