How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.