How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet