Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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Fish and ships.

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Your place or mine

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Because he was fly fishing.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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They'll tell you.

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Razor

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.