Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor