Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.