Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar