What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force