What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.