Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

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How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

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Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.