Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.