Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!