What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.