What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.