What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.