What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.