What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.