What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.