What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.