What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.