What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.