What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know