What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.