What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control