What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What did he name the second one?

Hose B