How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.