How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka