How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.