How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.