What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!