What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!