What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.