A bull smiles when you milk it.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
A prime rib.
Geronimoo!"
What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
A steak-out!
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
He saw the snowblower coming