What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.