A bull smiles when you milk it.
How much their husbands make
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Rare.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Udder chaos!
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
No one told him he's black.
she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."