What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.