How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.