How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer