Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars