Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars