What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.