What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.