What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.