What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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