Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in