Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."