Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!