Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.