Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.