Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.