Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.