How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)