How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.