What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.