What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....