What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.