What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...