How do you disappoint a redditor?

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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