What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses