Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.