Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.