Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional