Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.