Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino