Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!