Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.