Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

Dead Guy Jokes More Dead Guy Jokes

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.