Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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A rehearsal.

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Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !