Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Dead Guy Jokes More Dead Guy Jokes

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.