What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.