What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.