What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.