What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.