What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.