What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.