What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!