What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.