How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.