How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.