How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.