How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!