What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan