Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.