Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.