Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.