What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.