What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.