What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl