What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.