What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Previous Random Joke Next

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).