What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight