Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*