Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.