Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.