Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.