Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich