Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.