Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which country do doctors hate?

any

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond