Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?