Banana Jokes

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

removed

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

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He has a big E on his pajamas.

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You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ?

B-2 school on time !