What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

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When it's down to it's last quarter.

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t