How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese