How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.