How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese