What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.