What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.