What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington