Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.