Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe