How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**