How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.