How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.