How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.