Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp