How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.