How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.