How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.