How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.