How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well