What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.