What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.