What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What did he make?

H20