What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.