What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.