Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.